Mr. Wrong - Intellectual

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[Intro]

Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere

And let me lay my sorry trip on you

Yeah, won't you meet me by the river, little darlin'

I might just let you see my bad tattoo!

Well, I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't

It's the thought that counts, and I think I'm a bit too broke!

But there's some change in my ashtray, maybe just enough to pay

For a half pint of something, prob'ly make us choke

Well, no, I'd rather not go and meet your family;

They'd prob'ly send me back where I belong

Don't wanna hear about your Mr. Right

'Cause he's outta town tonight!

Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler

It's got a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough

And baby, if you like to read

I've got some great pornography

And a ten-pound flashlight rollin' in the trunk!

Well, no, I'd rather not go and meet your family;

They'd prob'ly send me back where I belong

Don't wanna hear about your Mr. Right

'Cause he's outta town tonight!

Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

Now, do you have a girlfriend?

And does she look as good as you?

Hey, would she like to meet my brother?

He'll be out of jail in a month or two...

Well, no, I'd rather not go and meet your family;

They'd prob'ly send me back where I belong

Don't wanna hear about your Mr. Right

'Cause he's outta town tonight!

Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

Ha-hong!

Yeah, where I come from, they call me Mr. Wrong