[Verse 1]

It's a brand-new dance

For all you lunatics

Bust the liquor and your asses

Cocaine and "cruc-a-fix"

[Chorus]

Do the Christ

Do the Christ

Don't go against my medical advice

[Verse 2]

The move is fairly simple

There's really nothing to it

I've written some instructions

And this is how you do it:

Hold your arms out straight

Bob your head to the side

Just like the baby Jesus

When he was crucified

[Chorus]

Do the Christ

Do the Christ

Feel the nails as, through your hands, they slice

[Verse 3]

I want to be myself

Never, ever fucking conform

And I want lots of gifts, cool gifts

Just like when Jesus was born

[Bridge]

There's no moral to this story

Blood tears or thorny crown

I just wanna dance like Jesus

As if he was getting down

[Chorus/Outro]

Do the Christ

Do the Christ

Don't go against my medical advice

Do the Christ not once, but twice

Do the Christ

Do the Christ

Do the Christ