[Intro]

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Yes my fine gentlemen friends

Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics

Called Left Pimping

Everybody turn to Left Pimping

Now as you can see

It's located in a region near your man

Called untitled space

[Verse 1: Left Eye]

If it's yo man then why the hell is he chillin' in my ride? (Why)

He told you he was faithful, the nigga must have lied (Precisely)

The nigga must have tried

Just to abide

Your committin' stride

He put that shit aside

When I spread that like fungus (Lesson number one)

If size came with age

He's far from the youngest

That brother's humongous

Oh how the hell his tongue is (Number two)

Adoring cunnelingus

How I brung this ruckus (how I bring it like this)

It's jammin' like Smuckers

Fuck this

Wonderin' why he ask for cash when holidays arrive

But time is money (Get the Money!)

And his pockets don't survive

I'm quite the investment

Hot and incandescent

Cristal effervescence (We don't do Moet)

Makes my smile go crescent

I be big pimpin'

Try to stop my intentions

I'll leave your wig drippin'

[Chorus]

You be

Trippin' trippin' trippin'

On how we be dippin'

Stop slippin' slippin'

Stay Left Pimpin' (Left Pimp)

You'll be wishin' wishin'

Lippin' lippin' lippin' (Left Pimp)

Stop bitchin' bitchin' (Come on)

And do the Left Pimpin'

Trippin' trippin' trippin'

On how we be dippin' (Left Pimp)

Stop slippin' slippin' (Come on)

Stay Left Pimpin'

You'll be wishin' wishin'

Lippin' lippin' lippin' (Left Pimp)

Stop bitchin' bitchin'

And do the Left Pimpin'

[Verse 2: Brett]

My pops said

Once you give a chick

All the dick you stuck

So I give 'em half

And try to stay one step up

Now you gotta know that I carry my game

Tight I'm tryin' to meet ya, feed ya

Fuck ya the same night

Beat it now the daylight

Mean tongue want me to see what it taste like?

I know you do

But I'm a pimp first

Watch what you ask for

Half Hispanic chicks call me Cock-hispaniel

Samples ain't free (uh uh)

Born Brett Pimp

For some of this here

You gots to pay me

Don't love y'all broads

Let y'all tongue massage this dick

Also balls

Give you back shots and big 4-door cars

Love how your head bob up and down like see-saws

See Ma I want you to understand somethin'

A man's compelled to be with more than 1 woman

As long as I keep you cummin' you shouldn't complain

You do you, I do me, simple and plain

Fam mover, hit hard like Zab Judah

Mack come on, I wrote the script with Mack Jr

[Chorus]

We be

Trippin' trippin' trippin'

On how we be dippin'

Stop slippin' slippin'

Stay Left Pimpin' (Left Pimp)

You'll be wishin' wishin'

Lippin' lippin' lippin' (Left Pimp)

Stop bitchin' bitchin' (Come on)

And do the Left Pimpin' (Left Pimp)

You'll be

Trippin' trippin' trippin'

On how we be dippin' (Left Pimp)

Stop slippin' slippin' (Come on)

Stay Left Pimpin' (Left Pimp)

You'll be wishin' wishin'

Lippin' lippin' lippin' (Left Pimp)

Stop bitchin' bitchin'

And do the Left Pimpin'

[Verse 3: Left Eye]

Did I forget to mention? (Listen up now)

Now we be bitchin'

But I'm short of Benjamin

If you a lame hoe

Lend ya man

So my regimen produces regiments

Of many men

Of many skins

From Black, Caucasian

Hispanic, Asian kin

If your body right, mind right

Pockets, can't be tight (Write it down)

Where you goin' tonight?

Where the moon is bright

Fly away hoe (Be gone)

Take flight

Outta sight

Cuz money on the side helps from outside

Reside in the ride chauffeur

Well I'll drive (Women)

Rims that be nice

More Benz than rice (Yeah)

System's too nice

Them new purple headlights be too bright

Engine of might

That screams like a bitch

About to lose they life

All these things come about

Due to the clout

These niggas I scout

Standin' strong and stout (Yes)

I bring out a spout

Cuz there's no drought

When the loot flow out

(Come on)

(Yeah)

(Huh)

(Left pimpin')

[Chorus]

You be

Trippin' trippin' trippin'

On how we be dippin' (Come on)

Stop slippin' slippin' (Everybody!)

Stay Left Pimpin' (Left Pimp)

You'll be wishin' wishin'

Lippin' lippin' lippin' (Come on)

Stop bitchin' bitchin' (What?)

And do the Left Pimpin'

Trippin' trippin' trippin'

On how we be dippin' (Left Pimp)

Stop slippin' slippin'

Stay Left Pimpin'

You'll be wishin' wishin'

Lippin' lippin' lippin'

Stop bitchin' bitchin'

And do the Left Pimpin'

[Outro]

Now as we bring this class to a close

There is one last thing that we must review everybody

All right, it's called the Left Pimp Dance

Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your left foot in front

Leeeeeean to the left

And dip

Come on y'all dip

Do the Left Pimp

Come on

Everybody dip

Do the Left Pimp

Yeah yeah yeah

Dip

Do the Left Pimp

Come on

You ain't skippin' you ain't pimpin'

Come on

Do the left pimp