[Verse 1]

I gotta catch this flight

But I'm faded from drinking that goose

I told my mom and my girl that I'd be there

And they told me they'd be there too

My flight's on time

Alright, fuck this line

Imma cut this shit, like I cut that vine

Ill, I'm still - Moving through the line with ninja skill

Make sure that I ain't got no pills

What do you want man, what's your deal

[Hook]

Step back, pull your pants up

Spread your legs, like this

Put your hands up

It's okay if you touch my dick

'Cause this is the security check

Homegirl, spread those cheeks

'Till I can see what you ate last week

I better not find some shit

'Cause this is the security check

[Verse 2]

I gotta find gate D nine

It looks like I'll be fine

'Till I figured out that I queued in the wrong line

Fuck, so i gotta go back with the terminals packed

I'm about to have a panic attack

Put me in a wheelchair

Get me to the gate now

Because I need to be there

If I'm not in the air

In about T minus Fifteen

Imma have to go and hijack a machine

[Hook]

Step back, pull your pants up

Spread your legs, like this

Put your hands up

It's okay if you touch my dick

'Cause this is the security check

Homegirl, spread those cheeks

'Till I can see what you ate last week

I better not find some shit

'Cause this is the security check

[Verse 3]

Look Mom, I'm alright

But I don't think Imma make it home tonight

They got me locked up tight

Sitting in a cell with two Arabic guys

No mom it's cool

A dude like me is always gonna get through

Rich, white, jew, I hit 'em with the hebrew

MazelTov to you!

Shout out to Nexxus

Tell him the Lexus

Is up front when the publishing check comes

And he can go buy some shit

'Cause this is the security check

[Bridge]

'Bout to be a classic

Let me see that ass on the dance floor spastic

Step on the gas bitch and then park that shit

'Cause this is a security check!