[Verse 1]
Hey who are you? Crazy dumb LeafFella! Eat a jar of yeast extract like it’s peanut butter! Bud ya better believe that T Merri is here, I think I’m looking rather dapper with a hole in my ear- and if you’re stuck in the Y Band you better get out, I deter them dirty yiggs, with their bovine snouts! think that I am a joke? A simple minded fraud?
Well guess again Little Timmy- I’m a musical God!
[Chorus]
Hang on in there Mike, don’t you dare blue screen!
(It’s the tensest thing that you’ve ever seen!)
Oh God! He’s running out of battery! Somebody grab the charger or USB, I said hang on in there Mike, don’t you dare blue screen!
(It’s the dumbest thing that you’ve ever seen!)
There’s no point in trying ctrl+z, go tell the big leaf-
[Verse 2]
Thomas Never Left was just the beginning, if Thomas always Right, that’s a double meaning, I’ve got more numbers in my bank account than the human population in the capital Beijing! Tell me good sir, do you like this sweater? I think that it is perfect weather to head outside to the HMV, and steal a couple of LPs
If you choose a garibaldi from a biscuit tin, know that you will never be forgiven for your sins! And if I’m shopping at Camden Market, don’t try to sell me your crusty garments!
Catch me outside with my Yamaha keytar, I’ll give you a show with some Dominoes pizza, I’m sure you’ll find it entertaining, and leave without a single thing worth complaining!
[Chorus]
Hang on in there Mike, don’t you dare blue screen!
(It’s the tensest thing that you’ve ever seen!)
Oh God! He’s running out of battery! Somebody grab the charger or USB, I said hang on in there Mike, don’t you dare blue screen!
(It’s the dumbest thing that you’ve ever seen!)
There’s no point in trying ctrl+z, go tell the big leaf to enter the scene!
Hang on in there Mike, don’t you dare blue screen!
(It’s the tensest thing that you’ve ever seen!)
Oh God! He’s running out of battery! Somebody grab the charger or USB, I said hang on in there Mike, don’t you dare blue screen!
(It’s the dumbest thing that you’ve ever seen!)
There’s no point in trying ctrl+z, go tell the big leaf to enter the scene!
[Bridge]
All the programs are not working!
(ALL THE PROGRAMS ARE NOT WORKING.)
Outcome will be short circuiting!
(OUTCOME WILL BE SHORT CIRCUITING.)
Factory reset him now!
(FACTORY RESET HIM NOW.)
Factory reset him now!
(FACTORY RESET HIM NOW!)
[Chorus]
Hang on in there Mike, don’t you dare blue screen!
(It’s the tensest thing that you’ve ever seen!)
Oh God! He’s running out of battery! Somebody grab the charger or USB, I said hang on in there Mike, don’t you dare blue screen!
(It’s the dumbest thing that you’ve ever seen!)
[MIKE EXPLODES AND SUBSEQUENTLY DIES]
*applause*
[Transition: RAZ0RT33TH]
This is the end!