Your Old Friend Xornoth

By LDShadowlady

On Empires: The Musical

Released on June 19, 2022

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[Verse 1: Xornoth]

Puppets in my hand and I'm feeling right

Tendrils in the land and its in my sights

World domination, soon to be mine

No cooperation? Well that's fine

It means all the more for Big Daddy Xorxor

That's what they call me, or for short, Xorny

Pour me out some ichor, fill it to the brim

Blood's getting thicker, sippin' as I sin


[Chorus: Xornoth]

You're gonna see more of

Your old friend Xornoth

You'll learn, I'll never return

To the boredom I was borne of


[Verse 2: Lizzie]

Scott's in the library getting kinda wise

Says he's got a plan for Xorxor's demise!

Xorny doesn't care though, says he isn't scared so

Read a book, try your luck, Xorny really doesn't give a—


[Verse 3: Xornoth]

For your information, I've got an education

Scott never showed up to my graduation

First, Demon High School, then Demon College

Where'd you think I got all of this demon knowledge?

Demon University, top of every class

You think you can catch me in a little bit of glass?

Okay, you caught me embellishing my lore

I don't need exaggeration, I'm the champion of Exor


[Chorus: Xornoth]

You're gonna see more of

Your old friend Xornoth

You'll learn, I'll never return

To the boredom I was born of


[Verse 4: Lizzie]

Look what they're doing now, writing out a spell

The demon from the east is going back to hell

Got a list of things that'll make Xor cower!

They've got the smarts and they've got more power


[Verse 5: Xornoth]

If you want power then Xornoth's got some

I pack more punch then a sawed-off shotgun

I've got more action than Die Hard 2

And your little faction's a try hard crew


[Outro: Xornoth and (LDShadowLady)]

Your gonna see more of

(Trap him in a cell and keep him off the streets!)

Your old friend Xornoth

(Listen to him yell, they're taming the beast!)

You'll learn, I'll soon return

(Charmed like Halliwell, never be released!)

And then this world will burn

(Yeah! Heading back to Rivendell, cooking up a feast!)