[Spoken]

Alas, the Cod War was not the only conflict to be seen

More trouble was brewing that involved the Ocean Queen

Deep inside the jungle, the Lost Empire lies

Ruled by Joey, a chaotic and most mischievous guy

Meanwhile in Mythland, Lord Sausage formed a guild

Where customers could pay to have their rivals killed

This is the tale of how these rulers' paths crossed

When the Queen found that one of her oceankin was lost