[Verse 1]

I spent months gazing at him

Sitting 'cross the hall

His dark hair, his glasses

Perfect overall

He looked so serious

He was mysterious

One Tuesday he caught me sneaking in a stare

He shot me a smile

I nearly tumbled out my chair

He said, "Who are you? My name is James"

And that's when I fell into the flames

[Chorus]

Turns out he's a fool

That James

Oh, James

Oh, how I wasted my days

Oh, dreaming, dreaming of James

[Verse 2]

He said, "Do you like museums?"

"They're open late tonight"

How about we go together

Just you and I

And maybe we can have a drink or two

I'd like to learn about you

But James just thought

It was alright

To go ahead and talk

About himself all night

Then he really felt he had to say

That he'd be a millionaire one day

[Chorus]

Turns out he's a fool

That James

Oh, James

Oh, how I wasted my days

Oh, dreaming, dreaming of James

[Outro]

My eyes rolled to the back of my head

It seemed like the night would never end

At one point I just stopped listening

His voice just became too sickening