[Verse 1: Larry Fleet]

I'm one tall boy short of a buzz

I'm one dollar short of a buck

I'm one "amen" short of a prayer

I'm one goin' short of goin' somewhere

Yeah, and I could kiss these problems goodbye

If I just started treatin' 'em right

[Chorus: Larry Fleet & Jon Pardi]

They'd slam the door, pedal to the floor

Suitcase in a two-tone Ford

Flip the bird, say some words

Like they ain't comin' back no more

Maybe that's just what I need

Bettin' they'd get sick of me

Just like you

If I could fall in love with my problems

My problems, my problems

Well, maybe they'd leavе me too

[Verse 2: Jon Pardi, Jon Pardi & Larry Fleet]

I oughta send four roses, somе flowers tonight

Try to put a ring on a neon light

Start makin' plans and movin' too fast

Yeah, there goes trouble haulin' ass

[Chorus: Jon Pardi]

They'd slam the door, pedal to the floor

Suitcase in a two-tone Ford

Flip the bird, say some words

Like they ain't comin' back no more

Maybe that's just what I need

I'm bettin' they're gettin' sick of me

Yeah, just like you

If I could fall in love with my problems

My problems, my problems

Maybe they'd leave me too

Maybe they'd leave me too

[Bridge: Larry Fleet]

Yeah, and I could kiss these problems goodbye

If I just started treatin' them right

[Chorus: Larry Fleet & Jon Pardi]

They'd slam the door, pedal to the floor

Suitcase in a two-tone Ford

Flip the bird, say some words

Like they ain't comin' back no more

Maybe that's just what I need

Bettin' they'd get sick of me

Just like you

If I could fall in love with my problems

My problems, my problems

Well, maybe they'd leave me too

Maybe they'd leave me too