[Intro, spoken: Karen Wright, Larray, Twaimz, Larray & Twaimz]
Twaimz? Larray? Welcome to detention
Hi
Hey
Now, the dean has sent you here because you're both bottoms
Well, first of all, I'm straight, so I shouldn't even be here
Oh, honey, please
Bitch, keep it a buck
What?
You know what, boys? I've changed my mind
Why don't we have a little bit of fun while we're suffering in this room in detention
I'm gonna, I'm gonna just ask you a few questions
Is GeorgeNotFound either: a. a bottom, b. a twink, c. colorblind or d. all of the above?
All of the abovе
Correct
Where is Drеam from?: a. Shrek, b. Florida
I don't know this one
Have you not seen Lord Farquaad?
Shrek
Correct
Which one of the following is better?: Dream SMP or QSMP?
Don't care
Oh, oh, oh, hello? Oh! Hello, hello, (She gettin' some dick) yes, yes I can take it, I'll be right...
I'll be back in a minute, boys, I'm watching
I'm so glad you called! (Girl)
[Verse 1: Larray & Twaimz]
Lets start with Adin Ross (Uh), Pamibaby what he lost (Bitch)
Actin' like a fruitcake, you bottom for Andrew Tate
Now movin' on to Dream, face reveal made me scream (Oop)
And that cheap ass mask givin' Purge deleted scene (Ah-ha-ha-ha)
But where the SMP?
Up next is IShowSpeed
Steady Tw-Tw-Twitchin', but he can't even stream
Dick ridin' more than me when it comes to Ronaldo
Startin' to think soccer ain't the only balls you like, hoe (Mwah)
Sapnap look like he 'bout to sell some drugs (Ugh)
Dream and George got matchin' buttplugs (Fruity)
Poki' stay crying, damn, girl, you need a hug?
Kai, SZA (Bitch), never gon' smash
Streamin' all day, bet you made a lot of cash
But when the last time that you went and washed that ass? (Bow, bow, bow, bow)
Wash that ass, wash that ass, take a bath (Bath)
Valkyrae, log off, touch grass (Bye)
George, you nothin' but a twink, that's the gag (Bottom)
Let me take a bar off just to laugh (Hehehe)
[Break: Larray & Twaimz]
Thank you, Nicki! (Aye)
Mwah (Aye, that's right, ma'am, fuck it up)
Okay, let's go
Who the fuck tryna nut in my butt? (Bitch)
Pipe so deep, feel it all in my gu—
Wait, hold on, hold on, best friend
What?
What the fuck was that?
I was feeling silly
Umm, I think we gotta switch the beat
You right, switch it up!
[Chorus: Larray & Twaimz]
Look at my face (Grrah), prettiest bitch in the city
Only baddies fuck with me (Yup)
Anime bitch, look at her titties
I throw that ass, now catch it (Mwah)
I got the energy, but can you match it?
Adin stay hoppin' on dick like a rabbit
Even Tate thought that he was a fa****
[Verse 2: Twaimz & Larray]
Now, Karl, what the fuck is this fit?
Best friend, come look at this pic' (Bitch, that's Harry from Wish)
Tommy can't pull any chicks, maybe girls just ain't it
How am I gay with way more rizz, bitch?
DM's with more hoes in it
DM's with yo' bros in it (Mwah), shoot his shot, no Kobe in it (Swish)
Talk shit when I'm not even present
Live rent free in your mind like a tenant (Ah)
Wait, what? Are you dumb? (Dumbass)
He smackin' up with my drum
This that (Dun, duh-duh-duh, dun)
She tryna finish the race, but I already won
[Chorus: Larray & Twaimz]
Look at my face, prettiest bitch in the city
Only baddies fuck with me
Anime bitch, look at her titties
I throw that ass, now catch it
I got the energy, but can you match it?
Adin stay hoppin' on dick like a rabbit
Even Tate thought that he was a fa****
[Verse 3: Twaimz, Larray & Both]
And Quackity, damn, you short as shit
Shorter than my will to live, I think you three foot six
Vinnie, I'm lovin' the pump
The girls wanna hump, but let me keep it a bump
Fellas, pick up in the dump, ooh, bitch, that's Forrest Gump
[Break: Psyiconic (as Terri Joe) & Larray]
Let the Devil try me, try me
I'ma kill his whole motherfuckin' family
And I ain't playin' with nobody
Fuck around and I'ma catch your body... of Christ!
Aheaheaheah!
Oh, hold on, let me... see what's going on here
Hello?
Hey, pookie!
Hey, how are ya?
I'm doin' good, girl, but do you know GeorgeNotFound?
Mm-mm, sounds like a homosexual
You ate that!
Wait, do you know Dream?
Mm, another homosexual
Right, girl, it's giving sugarfoot
Yeah
Where you headed?
Um, I'm actually on my way to save a couple homosexuals live
So I ain't really got, really nothin', got no time to talk, goodbye!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, don't go, it's a trap!
Let the Devil try me, try me—
[Verse 4: Larray & Twaimz]
George gettin' left on read, like London, he fled
Dream and him sharin' a bed
Colors fucked up in the head, bitch, is this green or red?
Spreen in my Casa, no Migos
Spanish poquito, but I'm finna tap that tío
He tellin' me keep it bajito (Qué), I'm tryna be more than amigos (Mwah)
In the club, I'm throwin' it (Ayy)
Dancin' with my hoes in it (Brr)
Got a bitch like yo' man towin' it (Mwah)
Play with my Xbox, he controllin' it (Ayy)
Go up (Ayy), then down (Ayy)
(Ayy, ayy, ah) Shake that ass 'round and 'round
(Ayy, ah) Then do a split on the ground
(Ah, ah) Then ride your man dick around town, bitch
[Chorus: Larray & Twaimz]
Look at my face (Grrah), prettiest bitch in the city
Only baddies fuck with me
Anime bitch, look at her titties
I throw that ass, now catch it
I got the energy, can you match it?
Adin stay hoppin' on dick like a rabbit
Even Tate thought that he was a fa****