Hellfudge - Intellectual

You never know when it says you gotta go (Hellfudge)

To them cheap motels down in Baton Rouge (Hellfudge)

Roll down the window of the limousine (Hellfudge)

"I'll pay you fifteen bucks if you'll perform for me (Hellfudge)

I ain't givin' you one penny more

Gonna buy another TV station for the Lord"

Hellfudge

Can you imagine what it's like to have to flash and pose (Hellfudge)

While a fat TV preacher sits and beats off in front of you? (Hellfudge)

Same one who's so obsessed with with anti-smut crusades (Hellfudge)

"Oh Lord, someone let the air out of my tires! (Hellfudge)

I'm stuck with my pants down, red-handed in sin

But with money like mine, the Lord always forgives—me!"

Hellfudge

When I'm dictator, you will all be under the thumb of Jesus

The law of the bible is the law of the land

Executions for witchcraft televised live at five

All rock and roll is pornography

And let's not forget that coed swimming—phooey!

Promotes problems of the flesh

Problems, the flesh

Problems, the flesh, the flesh, the flesh, I can't stand it anymore!

Hellfudge

My fundamentalist army's crackin' down full swirl (Hellfudge)

Polyester suit Nazis will control the world (Hellfudge)

If you think Khomeini is a step back in time (Hellfudge)

Just wait 'til I decide what you read and who dies (Hellfudge)

You think we're finished, boy, you must be queer

We get a little stronger every year

When I bilk your money I'm moral, man

But I got a little problem, I just can't say no to that

Hellfudge

"So take off them clothes

Slowly now, slowly

And twitch your little pink flounder down there just like that

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like they do in all them smut rags I pretend I hate so much

Now bite down real hard, bite down real- smile, slut! I own you!

Look humiliated, try to cry

I despise you! I despise you so much I hate myself!

Mm, mm, ooh! Ooh, tastes almost as good as one of them green bubblegum cigars

Yeah, hellfudge...

Whole lotta shakin' goin' on in here

But don't tell my cousin, okay?

Wooo! Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! Hellfudge! Woo!"