I went to Blockhead Video

To rent a tape of people makin' love

Couldn't find no love in here

"It's a family store, see here!"

I settled for "Faces Of Death"

But they'd rented it to some kid

I'm tired of the same old gore

Kick Butt Cable Network gives me more

All day

All night

Broadcast live

Gas

Fry

Injection

Die

Bring the pretzels, bring the kids

Have a party, have a beer

Phil Donahue got his wish

Executions on live TV

Here's your host, Kozy Kinkwicket!

What's your name? You're 14?

And what have you been put to death for today?

Is your family here?

What was your last meal?

Any last words for the fans?

Longer you cling to life

More prizes for your friends

Gas

Fry

Yeah

Alright

What's it gonna be, Old Sparky?

More points for the firing squad

Grand prize, step inside

One Hundred Thousand Dollar Gas Chamber

Answer one question:

How do we teach "thou shalt not kill"?

The gas is rising

There goes the bell

Five minutes

Six minutes

Ladies and gentlemen

He's swallowing his tongue!

Vanna applauds

Studio audience frenzy

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

Marie Antoinette for a day

Lose your head, feed your family

Outside picket signs bray

Swarms of tailgate parties

Big gulping who knows what

All waving flags

Gas

Fry

God bless

The U.S.A.!

That'll teach 'em crime does not pay

I got heaps of these on tape

Got Clinton frying that brain-damaged kid

And hockey fights for trade

You got Gacy? Woo!

I'll take Ted Bundy too

No worries if the children see

Nightmares? Blame MTV