Cathy told me that she ran into you and

My name happened to come up

Not to see how I am

Not to send me a kiss

You just want to let people know I'm an asshole

That I'm the reason you're screwed up

Am I the reason that you're screwed up?

No!

Look, I am sorry that you're life's so difficult but

Your collapse is not my fault

Yeah, we went out for a while

It didn't end with a smile but

You were a loon before I even laid eyes on you

I'm not the reason you're screwed up

Am I the reason that you're screwed up?

I think that you should see a shrink as soon as possible

'Cause there is something that I think

There's something you should know

You're the reason

Blame yourself or someone else

Not me

Try your alchy mother

Try your sixth grade teacher

Try your bad step brother

Blame someone else

Don't blame me

I'm not the reason

Am I the reason that you're screwed up?

No!

I'm not the reason