They put a toothbrush shiv into his tiny hands

But takin' it to the hoop wasn't exactly what he had planned

There's a lot you could learn from a rock and a hard place when you're doing some serious jailtime

And your cellmate is a childmolester and he wants to read you some serious nursery rhymes

It was supposed to look like an accident

It was supposed to look like an accident

It was supposed to look like an accident

But it looked like a fucking wreck to me

I already know, I already know you been pressurized

???? But Mr. Maytag he got equalized

In the shower cinderella showed a fella the electric shocka - he fried and then he nearly died

But in a twist of criminal justice prince charming croaked so then cinderella sat in his cell and cried

It was supposed to look like an accident

It was supposed to look like an accident

It was supposed to look like an accident

But it looked like a fucking wreck to me

The moral of the story is do the wrong thing because it's the right thing to do

If you have to snuff a snitch you get props and a blue bag or two

There's a lot you could learn from a rock and hard place when you're doing some serious jailtime

And your cell mate's a diaper sniper and he wants to read you some serious nursery rhymes

If you always think exactly what you ought you will always get what you always got

It was supposed to look like an accident

It was supposed to look like an accident

It was supposed to look like an accident

But it looked like a fucking wreck to me