[Intro: Lance "Ryder" Wilson, Carl "CJ" Johnson & TF2's Engineer]

Ryder, nigga!

Ay, Ryder!

Wake yo’ punk ass up...

Ay, Ryder!

Ay, CJ!

Psssh... Oh, yeah?

Tell me why I didn’t finish high school

'Cause you been dealing memes, man

Since the age of 10. 10!

Nah, that ain’t it, that ain’t it (nope!)

Hahahahaha! 'Cause you have— (nope!)

Nah, that ain’t it either. It’s cuz...

[Verse 1: Lance "Ryder" Wilson]

I fucked up childhood, it’s the way that I am

It’s got me in the state where I don’t give a damn

Mmm, I guess I‘ll be another

Victim of the bus-bus-busta

Shit, run! Ru-ru-ru-busta!

I never figured that I would go down

By the hands of another… pizza man? What the fuck?

My niggas is gone and that ain’t good

Got to follow in the footsteps

Of the Big Smoke from the damn hood

So much for a role model

Niggas putting bleach in my fucking bottle

Damn, I drank the motherfuckin’—

They done drove me insane [choking]

Smoke! Stop stuffing your face and start hitting them notes

[Bridge: Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris]

Yeah, right, right, right, right

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh

[Outro: Lance "Ryder" Wilson & Carl "CJ" Johnson]

Man, you fucked up! Shit sounds ridiculous. [more choking]

Shit, I give up!

I am the real deal, fool, oh jeah. A genius…

Ryder nigga