[Verse 1]

Hi, it's me, I'm bored again

All is well, I'm not insane

I've been drunk for seven days

Everything is fine

[Verse 2]

I made some friends and broke the ice

Then I ate some bread and cheese

Gained some weight to keep me warm

Everything's okay

[Chorus]

It's me, delivering psychosis

Over the phone to you

I've colored your world blue

Ten thousand miles from you

I'm sinking all alone

Treading new waters

Where is my buoy?

[Verse 3]

The van smells like a dirty sock

Everyone has got the flu

I'd rather be just sick of you

I'd rather be asleep (Come on!)

[Chorus]

It's me, delivering psychosis

Over the phone to you

I've colored your world blue

Ten thousand miles from you

I'm sinking all alone

Treading new waters

I'm missing my buoy

[Outro]

When I get home

The band will have its first hit song

You and I will buy some rings

And a suburban home

I'll bring home the bacon bits

We'll make our parents grandparents

I'll take you out for breakfast at night

And then we'll go to sleep