Welcome to the Wondershow where you can

Watch dreams come true, take a break from

The daily stress, come and watch our beautiful mess

Take your seat at the arena

We have a novel brand of heroes

Beauty queens and laughing stocks

Street philosophers and cocky jocks

Who’s on top and who is out of luck?

Who’s on top and who is out of luck?

Come and quench your thirst for voyeurism

Through a socially accepted prism

Just the right amount of touch up magic

So you won’t get to feel bad about it

And even if they die don’t get upset

In fifteen minutes you’ll forget

And tomorrow you could be the center of the water cooler talk

Who is on top and who is out of luck

Gotta love this beautiful mess

S U C C E S S

It’s the one you don’t wanna miss

S U C C E S S

Come on in boys and girls

From all around the country, from all across the world

Don’t you worry, you won’t turn into a donkey

You might just become a slightly less sophisticated monkey

Why live your life when you can watch others?

Strangers and their inconsequential drama

Don’t be shy, don’t be scared, you can take more than just a peek

We have what you crave for, we got what you seek

Singing competition (and drama)

Dancing competition (and drama)

Nothing competition, just drama

Fake survival, cooking or dating

Don’t say you don’t like it, I can see your pupils dilating

Admission is free, you don’t have to worry

And don’t mind the red light, it just means we’re recording!

And tomorrow you could be the center of the water cooler talk

Who is on top and who is out of luck

Gotta love this beautiful mess

S U C C E S S

It’s the one you don’t wanna miss

S U C C E S S

Gotta keep a critical mass

S U C C E S S

Don’t settle for any less