[Intro: LackNose]

Yo yo yo it's LackNose, stepping into the building, gonna do some bars for ya'll. 200 bars. Bet no one else can do this, huh?

[Verse 1: LackNose]

It’s the folklore monster, who stole your roster

Ready to grow more ganja, smoke out your daughter

Midnight marauder, gloat like a known mobster

Show you the ropes while I take a toke of that Harry Potter

Cope with the slaughter as I leave you all spellbound

I’m not finished yet, please release the hellhounds

After all of this weed I’m paranoid of how I smell now

Watch where you step you don’t know what on my belt now

Face it, my rap game is not a product placement

I’m staying on the top, screw your rearrangements

Dwelling in my basement rapping for entertainment

I could write a bible with the problems that I’m facing

Got you chillin’ in the rafters, leaving you all hanging

Not from Chicago but I got that demo tape banging

Bring out the frag grenades leave rappers staggering

About to shut the game down without the use of haggling

These cats are scared, nickname the rap murderer

Killing emcees and acting like I never heard of em

Pull up to your porch with dogshit and leave the crap burnin’

Leave you mental like Chief Keef with Asperger’s

If you’re guilty with hatred then step the hell back

I got the hots for Lucy, she’s bringing Hell’s wrath

Got a clean record like I never fell off the path

Clever on the writing test but never excelled at math

The bad counter, [pause] rap founder

Pouncing on the rappers that ask for a fantastic pounding

Wire-tap the fountain, what’s this about kid?

These rappers are so homo you can find ‘em in the bathroom sounding

Split the swisher leave ‘em grinning like a shit eater

Killer Kush, call that the Grim Reaper

All you artists should learn your lesson from this dim teacher

Leave you open-mouthed like a song with a Biggie feature

Hungry for your girl stomach pain stricken

Eyeing her up kinda look like Rick Ross on Thanksgiving

The lames stay driven to rape and pillage for a living

You are not Dragonborn; you should have stayed in Riven

So convincing, stay cloaked in the smoke and mist

Known intrinsic, you would think “magic” when I flow so mystic

Choking hipsters, invoke death on those who wish it

Grab the mic and hold it like I missed it for a minute

Never meant to snitch, I got cunning raps

I went there, who sent the trick, and I’ll have her running back

I’m not a dick but I’ll find a purse to snatch

And go Sherlock on this shit; Benedict Cumberbatch

My future black and white like an Oreo

I can take your bad remarks and shove em’ down your glory hole

Starting something with me will end up very gory, yo

Got your girl to leave with me so get down for me ho

Came in my boxer briefs, now I’m walking awkwardly

Balls so big like I stole from soccer team

I’m a mixture of Mr. Hawking and Socrates

Spit properly like the rap game is my property

Slayin’ often, playing with your coffin

When life gives you lemons turn that shit into profit

Talk is cheap and I don’t spend money often

Like Jane Addams I keep the hull house rockin,’

Got a basic beat that would freak out a drummer

Rappers playing games not talking about Achievement Hunter

We’re absurd and iconic we’ll terminating knowledge

Merkin’ a lame, psychotic, my words permeate college

Broaden my knowledge getting sloppy with the broads

Underage and rebellious, go to the bar with a fraud

Feeling tipsy, knees weak, relief with brandy

Can’t stop taking shots can’t be labeled as a pansy

Take a lady home when I’m feeling good and randy

And give her a mustache ride like I’m Geoff Ramsey

No Texan, I’m from Wisconsin, snow repping

This bro’s a legend; best watch yourself from overstepping

Hold my weapon, as I fly and go to heaven

And come back with a Halo as God gives me his blessing

I’m an angel in disguise getting lifted off the Mary Jane

This is the life for me and I ain’t ever gonna change

Rappers walk on my turf and they start feeling strange

And run away before their face gets rearranged

I’m like Stephen king with a pad and a pencil

Psychotic with my wordiness call me Acumental

Called out another rapper that was accidental

Ghille in the mist sniping rappers off their pedestals

Leave ‘em running and screaming like they were going to recess

Such a shallow human being how am I deep threat?

Step to my crew that will be your last regret

Only talk to myself since no one can keep secrets

The monarch is gone, Lacknose the new regent

I work all week and fall asleep all weekend

Your date is on the line like the show for those creepin

I don’t need a Benz when I’ve fallen off the deep end

I’m on top but I go under covers

Keep on rapping Lacknose isn’t like any other

Pay homage to my brother by playing cops and robbers

And steal everything my family owns and leave ‘em sobbing

Uh, sever heads with a sharp wit

Uh, throw a lit bev on a carpet

The problem is I’m feeling down like the market

So I blast off and start laughing when I spark it

I’m a marksman that will burn you on the third degree

You won’t hear real rap unless it’s heard from me

I’m smarter than an eight year term at a university

And I won’t stop until my voice is heard universally

Screw gang-talk, smash teeth in with Baby Glock

Mental patient blatantly waiting to spit crazy talk

Ill like Illadeph, share needles with the lazy hawks

I’m from Little Chute dawg; these streets are safe to walk

Uppercut on the double, block you with a counter

100 bars later and still have a good amount here

Murder doesn’t happen more than once every hour

We are not in Chicago where little kids have the power

Say grace before walking in the neighborhood

Clutch your purse tight; don’t want a punk to take your goods

Talk to Slender, take a friend and slay em in the woods

Stake them to a tree and sacrifice them like they say I should

I talk to myself and I don’t even listen

I’ll make shit up if that’s what it takes for recognition

Indian giver, hand-me-downs and regifting

Shape-shifting, impersonate famous people for a living

I’m on another level, these rappers; I’m not with them

An opportunist wild with the optimism

If you think I’ll repeat bars, you best go pause it

Just know I’m not insane, I have a mad case of autism

Plot my next homicide; drink a case of red rum

I am amazing you better have some respect son

DJ Khaled may be on one but I am on the next one

Destroying families like a piercing on a septum

I make cake like bakery on my late night Yeager sprees

Selfish on the rap shit no one wants to play with me

I got more bars than a shower in a hotel

Big labels talking about grabbing me, they should know well

I won’t sell my soul unless it’s for my Nobel

So I’ll leave them hanging on the front porch, ringing my doorbell

Slam the door in their face since I don’t give a damn

You can’t recruit me for shit, apologize to Uncle Sam

Land of the free, all of you are sheep, it’s a sham

Rap is a job for those who made a living selling grams

My raps have meanings let’s see if you can decrypt

I’m the same powerful force that can sink sea ships

Not the type of kid you want to have tea with

My flow is comparable to the River Nile in Egypt

Because I can rap so long and split broads in half

Always on top of the bell curve, you don’t need a graph

Knock a rapper’s teeth out just to have a laugh

And try to hear them spit after, my god they sound daft

The fact is I'm hap-hazardous on the track

That they'll glack me with practically any kind of gat

Poke Catholics in the ass like I'm prodding cattle

Call them out like a wizard; "You shall not pass," though

Blunt rapper, drum smasher

So dumb on my rum I get numb faster

With more thoughts I've sworn lots, slamming rappers with a doorstop

Slice 'em up just like a porkchop

Qualifying kid with a little bit of history

Spit a little shit, quickly; just to get Dysentery

So I'll sit and drink a Pabst for dinna bitch

Stay spaced the fuck out like an Astrophysicist

Got my awesome augments, scoffing with a lager

Stalking the coffins, walkin' around with an auger

Stick like maple; straight outta Aesop's Fables

Cheap like I'm Jewish; Got my swag on a dreidel

Think I'm past time? Flatline when you attack mine

That's fine, the black line's there when I stack rhymes

Lyrically crazy, never had to say shit

I'm dodging bullets, but not even in the Matrix

I'm like a paradox; yeah, two bridges going parallel

Rappers go in circles like they stuck on a carousel

I'm the one replacing the caring and the joy

You are not a gangster "boi," you are just an errand boy

The fact is you gotta stop acting hard

Because I can find you on Sundays raking leaves in your back yard

These rappers are claiming they cold as ice

But when I walk into a room I give them rappers frostbite

"I view your life like a whack movie; packin a doobie in the back of a black ruby,"

Snappin' at a rap newbie, smackin' a booty

When I'm with your girl because I'm mackin' on her boobies

I'm on top of the game, the way it's suppose to be

Lames hinder my progress, they sound slow to me

On-point, No way you could be controlling me

Most raw, fuck 'em up with the power bestowed in me

LackNose knows no bounds on the rap shit

I flow so fast that I got nobody to rap with

These cats got no flare, all they got is rat piss

If you mess with me, you'll end up with a snapped wrist