She never call me by my real name

Convinced that I'm playing mind games

Pointing fingers with the blame games

I'm losing track of all these nicknames

Ima jackass

Ima douchebag

Inconsiderate

And a fugitive

How ironic she name calling when I stay over

Then she name calling as soon as I fuck her over

Damn another missed opportunity

Failing these road rules lost me my immunity

Bad for her health like gaining extra calories

Plus she too sweet for me & I don't need the cavities

So I leave her curbside like takeout

Got her head scratching when I dandruff and flake out

Mapping out alternatives Ima take the high route

Til I wana make up as soon as we make out

Call it hopscotch we back to square one

Know I struck out but could you spare one

Even if I am the one behind her trust issues

And the reason why her pillows have become her tissues

Got her all in myspace no social network

Say I'm like the other guys calling me a Walhberg

Fighting back and forth playing tug of war

Tryna call me out I keep pressing on ignore

She never call me by my real name

Convinced that I'm playing mind games

Pointing fingers with the blame games

I'm losing track of all these nicknames

Ima jackass

Ima douchebag

Inconsiderate

And a fugitive

How ironic she name calling when I stay over

Then she name calling as soon as I fuck her over

Ugh hidden tears behind her hazel eyes

Matched with hidden feelings behind my hard disguise

Got her asking why these tables keep turning

I listen to my heart but my gut keep turning

And why you afraid of commitment

Cause you think you'll leave me in critical condition

Well shit that's what your doing now

Yet like Nick game shows you can't figure it out

Worst part is you never learn your lesson

So to pass you cheat for answers everytime your tested

Could've sworn I saw your heart change it's complexion

While you took mine with you like an interception

Leaving me with heart pain like indigestion

But I'm done trying to make all of these corrections

Had to be a Monique and ruin whats precious

Now after the beep please leave a message

She never call me by my real name

Convinced that I'm playing mind games

Pointing fingers with the blame games

I'm losing track of all these nicknames

Ima jackass

Ima douchebag

Inconsiderate

And a fugitive

How ironic she name calling when I stay over

Then she name calling as soon as I fuck her over

She never call me by my real name

Convinced that I'm playing mind games

Pointing fingers with the blame games

I'm losing track of all these nicknames

Ima jackass

Ima douchebag

Inconsiderate

And a fugitive

How ironic she name calling when I stay over

Then she name calling as soon as I fuck her over

We no longer phone calling

We no longer eyeballing

We just steady name calling

Whatchu call that

We no longer phone calling

We no longer eyeballing

We just steady name calling

Whatchu call that

We no longer phone calling

We no longer eyeballing

We just steady name calling

Whatchu call that