[Intro]

(Oooh, this one's got me)

(Ay, you know when you're like 14, yeah, and you buck a Basildon ting, and you take her to cinema, maybe a bowling, and then you take her to East for a quick Chinese — but really it's a shite Chinese — and then you see a couple of racist yutes and they're like 'Oi, what the fuck are you doin' with a black boy love,' and then you just, like, spit in their face, like 'bruv, don't make me penny you right here'... and then you just penny them and then go home, and it's like 'that was a cracking night, weren't it love' and she's like 'you're a bit of a mad one')

[Verse 1]

Oooooooooooooh

Don't tell me this is how you're doin' me KwolleM

Got me feelin' all blue, blue blue

It's Jezzy, listen (yeah yeah)

Got me feelin' like Muddy and Howlin' blue

Let me tell my old ting, yo babe come through

Then I realize that my wifey's true

She's the one a one that much is true

This one's pepper like a peanut soup

When you put three bonnets in your neck that's stew

Bro called me up like Joe

I just had a dream, it was like 2030

Whole gang rich, fake man are stinked

Every ting nice and you catchin' a fiend

I was like bro that's (?) cause I just had a dream

All of the mandem free

(?) still a gap in my tooth

Then we just saw a future scene

[Chorus]

Take man to school

I take the piss like (?)

Mahogany finish on the new rifle

You gotta be kiddin' I'm the hood bible

Take man for fool

(?) you think I'm a goof

Come through like doof doof doof

Never badman just lookin' confused

[Verse 2]

Likkle man, this right hook won't tickle man

More like see you (?) just ripple man, and cripple man

From the inside out like sickle man, I'm cellular (aah)

(All right all right, just see it there)

(Yeah yeah yeah)

[Chorus]

Take man to school

I take the piss like (?)

Mahogany finish on the new rifle

You gotta be kiddin' I'm the hood bible

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