[Verse 1]

Call me King Kong, I got a fist in every orifice

Need a bitch to step on me like I'm playin' Origins

Eatin' too much, I gotta shit while recordin' this

I don't smoke weed, just spices, and it sorta hits?

Saving my virginity, won't catch me in a whore or bitch

I'mma stay chaste, last to Smash like Sora is

Pocket pussy’s got my penis redder than Korriban

His tip inside my mouth, suck the dick like I'm snorkelin'

He blowin' out my back, its gettin' cracked like some porcelain

Even gay sex is still heteronormative

I take a block or a video then dip like an Enderman

Say “Kwite stole that title”, likе no shit, of course he did

Yeah my drink purplе, not lean though, its G-Fuel

Bigots call me slurs, that there’s a nice ring too

I give advice, that fucks up your life like Bing do

Tried to eat a rock and now I got me a chipped tooth

Stacking up the mid rolls I'm forcin you to sit thru

I'm the last choice to post up with like BitChute

Sad cause the world’s gonna die, that’s a big mood

We don't have a future, that’s the reason that I sip booze

Instrumental sound like Lo-Fi beats to cram too

I be in your scalp, on your head like some shampoo

A few old friends more two faced than Ranboo

If you got a Picrew avatar I can't stand you

[Bridge]

Honestly, most of everything I've said is all bullshit

I'm begging, like literally on my knees all doe eyed

Please don't take this that serious

I mean I'm feelin' delirious

Can't control myself, got hit with the imperious

Don't touch your balls at least the first time your hearin' this

One of my twitch chatters killed a cat and then buried it

[Verse 2]

Bangin' on the same mattress that I keep my money in

A Mr. Krabs mogul, don't give my employees benefits

All my podcasts have ended like most marriages

I fuck dudes and get stoned, I'm out the Old Testament

Stackin' money on the top, like a Sega Genesis

I've been getting fucked up worse than eugenics is

I talk shit more than a 4chan degenerate

Hard to cancel me like a Planet Fitness membership

They think “my channel’s dead”, and I think that they're all pessimists

The career’s lasted longer than those fuck ass Confederates

Masked up, and big headed same as Darth Tenebrous

My dick funky lookin', shaped kinda like a pencil is

Lotta folks on TikTok, who kinnin with, Oedipus

I tweet a lotta dumb shit, just for the hell of it

‘Nuf good people ‘round me so I'm not afraid of severance

I'm first in line to end it all, call the hoodie Pestilence