Ho’s a Housewife

By Kurupt

On Kuruption!

Released on October 6, 1998

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Yo, this is for the bitches!!

(Beoch)(nigga, just blaze the weed)

(conversation in background)

He just can't tell em apart

So, I hollered at the lil' homey Marl

(Snoop Dogg) I said what the fuck? man

Let's spit this nigga some game

I had a dream of hoes, I had to screen my hoes

I've seen my hoes in all kinds of clothes

Lil' almond joy, I'd sure enjoy

If you blew my balls, right through my drawers

Come up to the mansion, chill at the stop

]From the way she be blowing, I know she does it a lot

I have a eight and a half, nine and three quarters

The hoes starting callin, when I start boss ballin

Give me some head, give me some cash, give me some ass

Pass it to Daz, pass it to Snoop, or pass it to Nate

Hoes eat dick like eggs and steak

And ain't shit new, I thought you knew

I knew you would, you wish you could

Break a G down, break me down

But I'mma see you on the rebound, DP style

(Chorus)

Now this, this, is, one of them occasions

Where the homey's not doing it right

I mean he found him a ho that he like

But you can't make a ho a housewife

And when it all boils down you go find in the end

A bitch is a bitch, but a dogg is a man's best friend

So what you found a ho that you like

But you can't make a ho a housewife

Now there's bitches of all kinds, races and creeds

Bitches ain't shit, bitches eat dick

Take a second look, I can't stand a ho that can't cook

While you betting on niggas, setting on niggas

And you tell 'em all this bullshit, you so in love

Ho please, I know you didn't think I didn't, no tease

I'm a G, ho, you should have know now

I'mma holla at you, feena get my dick blown back

And you can do the same thing, the homies don't mind

Just give 'em the word, and they'll be waiting in line (I'm next)

I can see right through you, do you, cause you want to do me

Besides right now I'm in the bitches eating coochie

Psychadelic high, bitch!

Real G's do it like this, and I'm coming through with

A fifth of some bomb ass sticky

Just to get a bomb ass quicky

Niggas like fucking hoes that give 'em hickies

Really? Nigga that's silly, you can't make a ho a housewife

And I ain't got to tell you twice

How could ya respect ya bitch, before you check ya bitch

Niggas like me and the homies might connect ya bitch

Got diamond studded pimp rings, hoes on the strip man

Lots of cash to get man, lots of game to spit man

It's a pimp thing

(Chorus)

(Kurupt talkin)

I mean, man, I found so many hoes, yuo know

I ran across so many hoes you know

I said 'Yo, baby' 'Yo, my lady' 'Yo, my bitch'

Yo, check it out, yo

All you hoes (All you hoes)

All these bitches now a days

I been noticing motherfuckers, man, I mean

It's like they want to set it off (set it off)

But don't set it off on me, motherfucker (Why?)

I ain't did nothing to you (Did you?)

I want to make you better

I want to include you, baby, in the program (seclude you)

Oh!(oh) But yet in still (yet in still)

You wanna act like a bitch, bitch!(bitch)

Lil' bitch! (Lil' bitch!)

Yo, if you goin' be a bitch, be a bitch

Be a bitch (dont' be no bitch) Be a bitch, bitch!

Lil bitch, I've met so many hoes, so many bitches

What's wrong with these hoes? What's wrong with these bitches?

( I met a skank-ass, skallywag, trick, tramp, hussy, heffer)

I'mma feena let my homeboy Joe Montana speak to the hoes

Speak to the hoes man

(Joe Montana)

Oh my god, oh my god, Joe Montana

You know me, Joe Montana, eh listen!(Eh listen!)

Joe Motherfuckingtana got the hoes man

I got the fucking coochie

(singing)

I got the coochie and the loochie and I'm fucking em all night

Woke her up again, bitches Godi rollin you up(Bitches!)

I'm fucking hoes up, yeah

Ayo listen, I'm spittin game

Look, eh listen

The only thing I want is you

And if I can't have you, then you can't me

And me is the world, and if you want the world

Then roll, and if you can't roll throught the worst break

Through the worst pop, then you's a fucking ho, really though

Bitch