[Intro: The Constipated Monkeys]

Yeah

Aw, yeah

Ha, yeah

Aw, yeah

Yeah, check it out

One, two, three

I win, I win

Yeah

Kurious Jorge

Check it up

Psycho

For sure

Kurious Jorge

[Verse 1: Kurious]

Kurious sparks the buddha, shit, act like you knew the

The game, fuck the fame, shit is lame, rather do the

Bump bumpety bump with a stuntety stunt

Don't forget my name, bitch, I got what you want

Can't front on the man known to say "Yeah, yeah"

It's the Puerto Rican wonder, motherfucker, don't stare (Don't do that)

If your vision's 20/20, best believe I got plenty for that ass (Ha ha, you know the steelo)

Kilos ain't flipped so my ass is broke

Catch me on two-five, steamin' to choke

Like the sauna, word is bond I, step to a hoochie

That's the word for it, try to kick it, honey diss me, I ignore it

Sorta like a wall that's dense

Bitch think a nigga's rich, it don't make sense

Little brother the Omen, hit up some shit that's fit

Represent for the peeps on some Uptown shit

[Hook: The Constipated Monkeys]

Yo, it's the Uptown shit (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

Yo, it's the Uptown shit! (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

Yo, it's the Uptown shit (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

Yo, it's the Uptown shit (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

[Verse 2: The Omen]

Yeah! Skull Snaps, now I'm the pimp

Comin' straight, it's The Omen with that Uptown Shit

Stride's kinda humble, stays cool with the strut

Graze a big butt, I step back, then I nut

Damn! I wish I gotta buttfuck the bitch

I clip with a twitch, pulls a nigga that's rich

So, I steps cool, acts like I know

Steps to the block and join in some cee-lo

I roll 6-6-6 with the tricks cause it's fixed

Your head is banged so I got you in the mix

I spit the pulp like a pit

Now I'm leavin' you (On what?) on some Uptown shit

[Verse 3: Kadi]

Ha ha, check me out as the third introduct

Niggas talkin the lip, but I don't give a fuck

It's the Uptown shit, where honeys shake their hips

And the fellas try to dip in the Miracle Whip

One time it's the 'Rican with the low haircut

With the bitches that fuck, then swallow the nut

Straight facts from a cat who will give you the scoop

I be knockin' more boots than that H-Town group

So give me mine Poppa Duka when I race your Koopa Troopa

In a Mario Kart, niggas dread me from the start

Don't fuck around kid, if you ain't prepared

Cause a nigga whose scared, is a nigga who ain't there!

[Hook: The Constipated Monkeys]

Yo, it's the Uptown shit (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

Yo, it's the Uptown shit! (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

Yo, it's the Uptown shit (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

Yo, it's the Uptown shit (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

[Verse 4: Kurious]

Check it out

There it is, hear the sound, got a blunt, bust me down

45, no St. Ides, it's the wines that I dine

Chickenhead shit is dead, you're gettin me fed

Slide up the block I hear, "What up, kid!"

Yeah, yeah, Kurious, save the mess for the rest

Known for takin' buddha sess, straight to the chest

Slide to the Rucker every week's the same

Strictly checkin' for ass, motherfuck the game

Psych, I sneak a peek at my main man Tone

Only bitches I sweat, is the bitches that bone

Puffin on a loose bitch exhale fast

I throw my dick in your mouth

Have you blowin' rings out your fuckin' ass

'Til it's time to quit

What up to Big Trey on some uptown shit

[Hook: The Constipated Monkeys]

Yeah, that's the Uptown shit (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

Yo, it's the Uptown shit! (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

Yo, that's the real Uptown shit (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

Yo, that's the Uptown shit! (It's the Uptown shit!)

Check the Uptown shit (Strictly Uptown shit!)

[Outro: Lord Sear]

Check it all out

It's the Uptown shit, yeah

So, check it all out

It's the Uptown shit, yeah

So, check it all out

It's the Uptown shit, yeah

Check it all out

It's the Uptown shit, yeah

Check it, Uptown, Uptown

Ayo, I'm buggin' down

I'm all around Uptown

Yo, fuck it (Wooo ha!)

I'm Uptown, feel [?]

Suck dick, got it goin' on

I'm Uptown, town

Uptown

Yeah

Alright

Uptown

In the place

Smoke [?]