[Verse 1]

I’m a walking headline in designer depression

Post mental health while I dodge self-reflection

Therapy talk with a sponsorship code

“Heal your trauma - forty percent off if you scroll”

I’m a crypto messiah in a rented mansion

Pump a worthless coin with a crying caption

“Diamond hands” kids, watch your college fund vanish

I call it a lesson while I move to the Hamptons

Private jet tweets about saving the climate

Carbon footprint bigger than the apartment you’re in

Plastic veneers, perfectly polished grin

Cancel my rivals, then prеach “love wins”

I’m your favorite saint with a thousand sins

Algorithm king - I decidе who wins

Move like me? That’s a coffin you’re in

Don’t copy my steps - you’ll get buried in them

[Chorus]

Don’t do what I do, I’m a bad example, kid

Clout will make you stupid, make you crash your whip

Smile for the camera, sell your soul for clicks

You think you want this life? Nah - you don’t want this

[Verse 2]

I’m an influencer pastor from a marble kitchen

“Stay real” in a staged, scripted audition

Selling skinny tea like it’s holy water

Ruining your body image, calling it empowerment, daughter

I’ll fake apologize with a notes-app prayer

Blame my “inner child,” then act like I care

PR cleans my sins like a magic eraser

I’m a walking lawsuit in limited sneakers

Met Gala halo made of diamond chains

Preach equality from private planes

Call you broke in a humblebrag tone

Say “manifest” while I step on your loans

I’m your favorite rapper with rented ops

Beef for attention - yeah, I need those drops

Move like me? You’ll get set up and popped

Internet loves you… till they want you to drop

[Chorus]

Don’t do what I do, I’m a bad example, kid

Clout will make you stupid, make you crash your whip

Smile for the camera, sell your soul for clicks

You think you want this life? Nah - you don’t want this

[Verse 3]

I’m a red-carpet rebel in a corporate suit

Screaming free speech while I mute the truth

Call myself independent - label owns my breath

Talk about art, but I’m scared of my checks

I’ll wear a black square, call it activism

Profit off pain, then call it symbolism

Sell you revolution in a merch collection

Rebrand your struggle for my brand protection

I’ll get online and pretend I’m woke

Then laugh backstage at the same damn joke

Post “eat the rich” with a diamond watch

Live like a king while I preach class shock

I’m a trend cannibal - I’ll eat my own

Build you sky high just to steal your throne

Copy my life? That’s a dead-end road

You’ll be forgotten before you’re old

[Chorus]

Don’t do what I do, I’m a bad example, kid

Clout will make you stupid, make you crash your whip

Smile for the camera, sell your soul for clicks

You think you want this life? Nah - you don’t want this

[Verse 4]

I’m a headline demon in a smiling disguise

Camera on - I’m holy, camera off - I lie

Awards-night hugs like we’re family and brothers

Backstage texting “I can’t stand that motherfucker”

I kneel when it trends, stand when it pays

Change my morals based on polling surveys

Call it growth when I flip my stance

It’s just brand math - not second chance

I’ll monetize guilt and call it healing

Turn your heartbreak into a million

Talk about trauma like it’s my friend

Then sell you pills that I won’t recommend

So study my fall - don’t copy the climb

I sell you dreams, then invoice your time

If you want my life? I’ll be honest, kid -

You’d quit halfway through what I really did

[Final Chorus]

Don’t do what I do, I’m a bad example, kid

Clout will make you stupid, make you crash your whip

Smile for the camera, sell your soul for clicks

You think you want this life? Nah - you don’t want this