[Verse]

Guy meets girl, you know on the date they go-

Don’t you think too much, just go with the flow

Dine it, then they dash [?]

Waiter turns around, gone in a flash

“You have a place to stay? Sleep here, it’s okay”

She thinks about it, “I think I just may cuddles in the sleep”

Fuck inside the sheets, the next morning, she left, rolled down the street

9 months come and fly, tremor on the [?]

Baby is comin’ soon, not the girl, the guy

This don’t make no sense, don’t you pass judgements

Guys get preggo, too, don’t you be so tense

Baby is comin’ now, don’t ask “why?” but “how?”

Nurse is flyin’ in don’t they pass just wow

[?] bash come out, so they start to scout

“I found another hole, this will be the route”

The first anal birth, on the planet earth

There’s a problem, though: kid got too much [?]

Grab a knife, the slice doesn’t look too nice

Asshole falls apart, now we roll the dice

Head pops out, thank god

Everyone applaud, baby falls out the ass

It was a little odd, girl leaves guy for good

Ask her if she should, she says “it was too much”

Can’t blame her, I would, now the guy must care of the kid

He dares to raise him alone, and to treat his tear

A miracle later occurs, he said to the nurse

“his life couldn’t be normal, but it could be worse”

[Chorus]

Anal birth

Anal birth

You see, I take a shit on the ladies

Then I shit out a baby

Now that’s science