I hear that you gotta lotta secrets (secrets, secrets)

So curious what's buried deep, deep down beneath it

Comments off the record, record deals in the limelight

Got your name in headlines, but my dear, you're in headlights

Cautionary tales locked in jail

Knowledge is a weapon like a mace and flail

Stationary sales, that's a business failed

So better come up with another tall tale

Bank account zero, better call the mayor

And rеmind him that he owes you just a tiny little favor

Woah-oh-oh

Don't you makе that mistake

I'll press the key, and you're done today

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