Rapper (Extended Version)

By Krist0pher

On The B-Day EP

Released on October 1, 2019

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[Verse 1]

I play Rawblocks everyday

I get moneys on Tuesday

(I eat Cheez-Its on freeways)

(I do schoolwork) that’s the same

I’m friends with the Kool-Aid Man

And Clifford the Big Red Dog

I’m friends with a snail

And a salty ball hog

Still in elementary school (But now I'm out)

But I’m still very cool (I'm still out)

I make my own rules

I like to drain pools (I'm still out)

I be rocking them Soulja Pods

I be making them Minecraft Mods

I be with those Fortnite gods

I put those peas back in the pod


[Chorus]

I’m the greatest rapper

I’m a potato snatcher

I’m a horrible actor

I’m the center of laughter

I’m the greatest rapper

I’m a potato snatcher

I’m a horrible actor

I’m the center of laughter, ayy


[Verse 2]

I ate a hot dog, now I’m ready

I just bought a new Rolex

I just got 2k20

I played that on my Rolex

I got a lot of ice

That I put in my water

I just kissed your daughter

(You said what, man?)


[Chorus]

I’m the greatest rapper

I’m a potato snatcher

I’m a horrible actor, I’m the center of laughter

I’m the greatest rapper

I’m a potato snatcher

I’m a horrible actor

I’m the center of laughter

I’m the greatest rapper

I’m a potato snatcher

I’m a horrible actor

I’m the center of laughter

I’m the greatest rapper

I’m a potato snatcher

I’m a horrible actor

I’m the center of laughter


[Outro]

Ayy