Look who's advertising

Billboards everywhere

See hellacious acres

Your tailor-made nightmare

Traffic is backed up for miles

Attendants welcome you with devilish smiles

Steady, steady

Have your tickets ready

Steady, steady

Go to hell after dark

It's a sin-filled city, an amusement park

It's a one-way ticket to the other side

It's a Dr. Jekyll and a Mr. Hyde

And see Lizzie Borden, she's one of the stars

And tricky Dickie barkin', flashin' you his pardon

Oh, Jack The Ripper slashin' your tires

Oh, even the Devil needs money

Even the President need money

To cover his overhead

That's why he opened hellacious acres

Or so his press agent said

Hang out with heavies, your partners in crime

Forget the consequences, have a good time

Steady, steady

Have your tickets ready

Steady, steady

Go to hell after dark

It's a sin-filled city, an amusement park

It's a one-way ticket to the other side

It's a Dr. Jekyll, it's a Mr. Hyde

And get down and study, suspicion and doubt

At hellacious acres, listen, mischief makers

Admission's free, you pay to get out

Uh-huh-huh