This is a tale
A tale of a young man who
For many years had what he thought was a best friend
But as it turns out, he was only a wolf in sheep's clothing
Exploiting every misfortune the young man had against him
Only to make himself look better
Well this young man's had enough!
And It's time to show the whole world who you truly are
This ones for you buddy!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Verse 1]
Hey Steve
Remember Me? (HELLO)
We been best friends
Since '93
Hangin' at your moms house
In Cub Scouts
We were the very best of pals no doubt
Sleeping over each others pad
Like always I'd take the floor
And you'd take the bed
Inseparable like two friends should
Even taking a hike and playing in the woods
But something went wrong
Something happened to you
Suddenly you were Hitler
And I was the Jew
Always taking the time out of your busy day
To ridicule me in any way
And store me away
You said I'd never amount to anything no way
I'd always stay right here where I lay
Not like you
It wasn't fame I was after
So I became a rapper
And this is what I gotta say
[Hook]
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They'll only stab you in the back
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They point out every flaw that you lack
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They'll never know your real pain
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They only use it for their gain
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They'll only stab you in the back
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They point out every flaw that you lack
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They’re nothing but a poser
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
Keep your enemies closer
[Verse 2]
Years went by
And we were looking fly
Soon we became colleagues you and I
We were unstoppable
The top of the food chain
Nothing could block our shine
Or stand in our way
But behind every silver lining
There's a douche bag
Waiting to get out
And stab you in the back
Killing every dream you had
From very the start
Pulling at your organs
And ripping out your heart
Constantly using me
As your own punching bag
You think you're the king of the shit pile
Fucking fag (HEY)
Always using loyal people
Just to make friends
And as always
Those loyals are getting used once again
Your rein of terror is over
This is real shit
And I'm so sick of your egotistical bullshit
So soon after hearing this
Your kingdoms gonna plunder
I got enough dirt on you to put you 6 feet under
[Hook]
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They'll only stab you in the back
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They point out every flaw that you lack
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They'll never know your real pain
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They only use it for their gain
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They'll only stab you in the back
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They point out every flaw that you lack
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
They’re nothing but a poser
FUCK BEST FRIENDS
Keep your enemies closer (X2)
You were my Homie
My Brother
We did everything together
What the hell happened to you man?
You were the main contributor
To making making my childhood
A living hell!
But one thing you did teach teach me
I will never let anyone in that close ever again
And I will never again give a FUCK what anyone thinks of me
Cutting you out of my life was the best thing that ever happened to me
Do me a favor man and go choke on a dick! Peace!