I smoke crack

I do heroin

I do synthetic heroin

Put suboxone under my tongue

Gimme a goddamn reklonopin

I'm through with you

I'm through with your daddy and your momma

I ain't no Obama

Vote trump bitch

No don’t vote trump you lil bitch

I'm not right wing, I'm left wing

Pull up in an x-wing like Star Wars, like star trek

I'm on a trek up a goddamn mountain

I ain't shoutin

I’m talkin real quiet

I’m not gay, I'm straight

Bisexual, homosexual, I'm trisexual

Pansexual, put an egg on a pan, I'm not your man

Cook me a pan-scrambled egg, scramble dan

I ain’t dan I’m dirty dan, pinhead Larry

Pinhead Larry you scary dirty dan

I’m not dirty dan I’m pinhead Larry

You think I'm goddamn scary? I’ll scare your ass like I’m scream

I come up rockin supreme, got a supreme box logo on my dick

Tattooed box logo on my dick, my dick look like a prick

I’ll prick your ass like a damn needle

I look likе a beetle, I’m Beetlejuice

Say my namе three times, I come through with mad rhymes

Come through the house party like I’m sipping Bacardi, but I ain’t sipping no Bacardi

I'm sipping mad vodka, I’m sipping damn Popov

I’ll fuck up a damn dog, get Draven out my goddamn face

This ain’t even my place, this is someone else’s place

I’m sleeping in Zack’s room, call that my goddamn poom bitch

Yeah I’m drunk, I ain’t no punk, fuck punk I’m goddamn indie

Come to the goddamn indie show listening to shoegaze

I ain’t gay, but maybe I fuck with mad gays

Got mad gays on my damn roster, make me some goddamn vegan pasta

Get that cashew cheese, I get cheese everyday

I’m the goddamn bee’s knees, we getting’ mad honey

I don’t eat no honey, but I got mad money

Check my bank account, I don’t like to shout but I got 3k

I’m not gay but I would be if I met the right guy

You not my type, get out my fuckin face buff guy

I’m more into the skinny type, that ain’t right

Fuck a beat, I got big meat

7 inches, measure that shit with a goddamn ruler

I ain't rick the ruler but I might fool ya

You might think I got mad rhymes, I got mad time, check my watch

That ain’t a X’d up swatch that’s a goddamn regular swatch