(Intro)

You thought I was finished?

It's the Asian drill

Ming-Li on the beat

What, what, what, what, what

Someone stole my kimchi!

(Chorus)

My son got a B in math

So I gave my son a smack

He stupid, but try to rap

No food for him, yeah

He is fat

No girl want to date him

'Cause he got a triple chin

When he go try work and do something

He make the wok and eat dumpling

(Verse 1)

He not tall, Yao Ming

But he always eat chow mein

He like Santa, but there's no such thing

He not doctor, he is nothing

Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho

Asked her to go eat spring roll

But she wanted morе, she wanted noodle

But hе so broke, they just went home

(Chorus)

My son got a B in math

So I gave my son a smack

He stupid, but try to rap

No food for him, yeah

He is fat

No girl want to date him

'Cause he got a triple chin

When he go try work and do something

He make the wok and eat dumpling

(Verse 2)

My son want to eat Hot Pot

But I say "Do math and do not stop!"

He want soba, yogurt, kimbab

But I say "So what, I am your mom!"

Then I caught him with soju

So I beat his ass, kung fu

And I hit so hard, he need tofu

But, then I got bored

And I went round two

I don't care if I am bad guy

I will not feed him chatime

Pad thai, goyzai

I'm no senpai

But why the hell you watch hentai?

I have no joy, bok choi

Dumb boy, my son is unemployed

(Chorus)

My son got a B in math

So I gave my son a smack

He stupid, but try to rap

No food for him, yeah

He is fat

No girl want to date him

'Cause he got a triple chin

When he go try work and do something

He make the wok and eat dumpling

(Outro)

You stupid, you useless

You failure

Get a B for math

And I will kill you

HOIYAAA