[INTRO]

Yo Kai...

People always say that you're the best...

But we all know it’s because that's your name

Which, by the way...

Is probably just you compensating for something...

You asked for this...

[VERSE]

Hey Kai

How are you?

Just thought I'd say hi

’Cause after you hear this you're literally gonna die

You brought this 'pon yourself when you gave the retweet

That's right

You did this

I hope this is a treat

I think we all know why you dyed your hair red

To copy Boyinaband

And get in his bed

You think you're all cool

Editing for Jack

He gives you all your jokes

You're literally just a hack

No one gives you hate so you think you're untouchable

Well soon you'll find that you’re way too crushable

Even Jack hates you

Your own damn boss!

Back to the subject

The man named Kai Ross

Kai Ross-Best?

What kind of name is that?

That name sounds like it was drawn from a hat

Oh by the way Kai

I would just like to say

If you were a stripper

Your name would be Dave!

Wait, hold on, Dave?

I think I’ve heard that name...

Oh, that's right

Boyinaband’s is the same

There's more proof

You're literally just a clone

If I told the whole world

There minds would be blown

Except, not really 'cause it’s kinda obvious

Let's go over the facts:

Red hair, music, British

That's right Kai

Your cover's been blown

Bet that's what you do to Jack

When you two are alone

[OUTRO]

How'd you like that Kai?

Alright I'm done, cut the music

You're welcome by the way