[Intro: Zizzle & Josh]

Alright, Josh, go play

Okay mami, I want Cheetos

You need a cheesy snack, then go get some cheese balls

But I want some Cheetos, though

You- Cheetos? You like Che-

I’ve been married to you for fourteen years and I’m just finding out you like Cheetos, oh my

What the fuck

[Verse 1: Zizzle]

Cheetos are the worst cheese puff

Cheese balls are the better ones

They're cheesy and they're shaped like balls

If you disagree then yours are small

Cheeto tastes like dirt and nut

And not the kind dripping out your butt

That's dude to nut, just go with your gut

If you like Cheetos then you like it up the butt

They're dick shaped like what's in your gut

Can I get a what what?

So next time you want a cheesy snack

Don't give me another heart attack

Keep buying Cheetos and you'll get a smack and not a snack

'Cause Cheetos suck ass (I hate you mama, go fuck yourself)

Like really, really, really bad, like really rank

Like 5AM drunk ass, oh my god

[Verse 2: BBMcGee]

I’m surprised you don’t like Cheetos bitch

Cause you really [redacted]

In your butt, in your butt butt

What what, cheese balls don’t even taste good

They taste like something you’d eat in the hood

That’s not a race thing its a poor thing

Because you’re poor, just like you’re taste in snack foods

I’m gonna fuckin’ divorce you

Just let our child have something nice for once

You freaking meanie (yeah, divorce the bitch, yeah fuckin' kill the whore)

You freaking meanie poopy face skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone head ass

[Outro: BBMcGee & Josh]

Cheese balls, cheese balls, cheese balls

They suck ass (wheeee)