[Intro]

Kool A.D. best rapper, Kool A.D. best rapper in the world

Kool A.D., Kool A.D., I'm the best rapper

Best rapper alive, best rapper dead or alive, in the world

Ayo!

[Verse]

Kool A.D., bitch I don't stop rapping

Shout out to Too $hort yo, hey, what's happening?

Shout to Lil B, mane, he hella good at rapping (swag)

Shout to Young Honest, look your boy Amish

Grill a square burger like my name was Dave Thomas

Me and Cash Money, man, we share the same office

Dog I'm making profit, fake thugs hide they head like a ostrich

Hating on me, that's preposterous

Swag party animal, mosh pit

See how I'm a dolphin, I tell you that often

You could see me making money more often than not son

Watch me fuck around and ghostwrite a Nas album

White girls in college tweeting that I'm awesome

If the bitch clean then I'm eating that opossum

You don't really want it with the kid, nah nah, son

Understand I make the pussy creak, Dawson

When I was a kid I was a fan of Charles Bronson

Talk to the kid if you really got a problem

Hey, where the keys to my car, think I lost 'em

Ice on my chest so I don't get nauseous

Diversified accounts so I don't take losses

Girl I went to college

But it's so amazing how I go so mobbin'

Kicking hella jobs to the jobless

Haters get astonished

Kool A.D. for mayor, I don't care so why bitch?

And you know your boy so hot like chocolate

Stop it, stop it, you ain't saying nothing

Stop it, stop it, you ain't saying... ayo

Crackage, macking

Fuck around, you might end up on a blacklist

Don't it sound so tragic, poof!

Vamoose, voila, magic

Blow so many trees the whole team need practice

Young Al Pacino, I don't know how to act, bitch

I'm so pretty just like a young Cassius

Tell a bad bitch what to do like a fascist

Last name Vasquez, bad at Spanish

Still I'm on a plane to Costa Rica first class, bitch

Drink on my dick like it's Coca-Cola Classic

Hoes love me cause I'm so photographic

Money in the mattress

Passport, looking like a Atlas

Roll my own blunts, don't pass 'em

Bring my own lunch to the classroom

Hoes say Canseco and Giambi when I smash 'em

You could see me [?] just imagine (?)

Picture me rolling in contraptions, balling like the Magic

All of y'all mad cause I go so elaborate

Pad so lavish, they thought it was a palace

Sitting on land, make you wonder like Alice

Look how I look into my glasses

Whooping hella asses

Moving like I got hella legs like arachnids

Also like that I'm so nasty, heh

You mad at the fact you lack tricks like a rabbit

Kool A.D. zipped up like a jacket

This is just a clip, like banana

Get mad love, like a Blood or a Crip giving 'danas

I don't even trip like my grandma

You should get a grip and just flip like the camera

Sip on my dick like a Fanta

Sip on my dick like a Pepsi

Bitch I'm too sexy

Ice like Gretzky

Nice like Gretzky

I don't give a fuck like Gretzky

I can hit a puck like Gretzky

I love the Mighty Ducks like Gretzky

I asked your girl to fuck and she let me

Best rapper like Wayne, not Gretzky

Hungry like the time before the chain got heavy

It's about time the fucking game got ready

Kool A.D. but I look like Presley

Bet y'all didn't know that Polo's owned by Nestle

I said, Polo's owned by Nestle

Polo is owned by Nestle!

Bet y'all didn't know, like, I own five Jetskis

Keep 'em in my home, never alone like Kevvy

You never know when the chrome might wet me

Protect Kool A.D. just like you protect B

Yo they might get me

They wanna snap my top back cold like Nestea

But you'll never see the kid fold like a vest, see

I'm told I'm the best, so... who the best, yo? I'm guess me

I'm guessing that it's me

Heh heh... nah, shut up, yo

Shout to Wesley... Willis

He was a popular man, and he still is

Kool A.D. is Biggie Smalls: the Illest

Used to hold drugs and was a Diller like Phyllis

Shout to Alameda, cousin

If you want to buy rocks, (?) like, I got a dozen like a baker... Anita

Balling like a Laker

So she eat the pizza

Gnarly, Leonardo Mona Lisa

Kool A.D. suh, Jesus

Me throw like Tebow, so

Please just fly me out to Heathrow, bro, yo

I wanna be near where the Queen is

I think... she need to hear this

Just so she could be very clear: I'm a genius

Peace to Serena and Venus, I mean it

Haters need to step off the penis

Yo, gaze into my raps, don't they look so scenic?

No hook, I just cook so seamless

Kool A.D dream dreams for the dreamless

Dipping off the lean in a Prius

88 keys on the seat with a blue tarp over that

I told 'em Grover that

Man I'm so over rap

What, rap? Oh yeah, I'm so over that

Meanwhile all these bitches screaming like Hova back

So laid-back, I even let my man hold a stack

Couple months pass, whatever, he ain't owe it back

Free bricks like that older track

I'm the trap lord! Somebody go run and tell Ferg and Gucci and

Whoever those older cats is, who's

Posted at the boulder tryna shoulder that

Whitey shot up the school

Cause he want to take your toaster, black

How we supposed to act, like we didn't notice that?

They pulling hella fucking wild-ass shit

Cause the POTUS black (Obama)

Everybody: put your hand where the scrotum's at

Now pause

Fuck it, just go listen to Nas

I'm in the kitchen with Cosby

Pouring in, like, the pudding, like, somebody, like, um, stop me?

Sometimes I treat it like a job, other times I just treat it like a hobby

Bump KRS for philosophy

Young black Socrates, a lot with these (?)

Walk with me, as long as you not police

The cops is weak, man, for real, they wanna stop the peace

And keep the streets under lock and key

And perpetuate fraud

How they tryna regulate gods

With the phony-ass featherweight laws?

Bitch, I educate squads

You could play it while they glaze up

In a car, while you gaze up

At the stars or whatever though

If you can't stop, I guess you better go

And like I said before...

It's better with no Geppetto though

Ya-da-da!