[Intro: Mister Rogers]

And you know, you can do many things that grown-ups can't do anymore. For one thing, you can pretend you're all grown up and then when you've finished pretending, you can be just the way you are

[Verse: Kool A.D.]

Kool A.D., habitual script flipper

The lip zipper, the big fisher

The fish getter, the wish giver, the inserter

The do you really want to be

[Mister Rogers]

Just the way you are

[Kool A.D.]

Kool A.D. the Dum Shiny

Come find me, young Hi-C commercial

I circle like sharks while y'all panic, I work magic

You probably wouldn't understand it

The kid go, think fast, live slow

Hella Urkels, win slow

But I still win, though, Every wall a window

Every window a wall, though, I'm Waldo

Come find me, Dum Shiny

Ain't nobody really

[Mister Rogers]

Just the way you are

[Kool A.D.]

Really, though, Kool A.D., pay me, Big Baby

Amaze 88 on the beat

3 Feet High and Rising

Cheat sheet, see why I'm smiling

Styling, a wild king, a lion

[Mister Rogers]

Just the way you are

[Kool A.D.]

A tiger, et cetera, F. Gary Gray, Set It Off

Y'all hecka soft, all human flesh is soft

I drop megaton bombs more faster thank you blink though

What the fuck is up chico man I'm Rico Suave, ya tu sabe

Jewish Eddie Murphy in your barbershop, Jewish Mel Gibson

Black Tintin, black Bart Simpson, half-black Bill Clinton

Half this half that, 50 cups of coffee and you know its

Just the way you are

[Mister Rogers]

Just the way you are

[Kool A.D.]

Exactly

I'm Drake versus Common; who cares

When the elevator breaks, I do stairs

I'm new here, 2012, wait, 2013, a new year, what you want to do here

Lamp on the couch, smoke weed, drink two beer

Yeah, me too, y'all know how we do

Young Black Hebrew scriptures

Victor, the channel flipper, the camera picture

Yo, y'all banana sniffers, maybe Hitlers

Aiming guns in all my baby pictures