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Kool A.D. best rapper in the world

Hundred dollar freestyle

[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]

Uh I'm at the table with a glass of wine

You be asking for riddles I be passing em out

I'm gassin' I'm high I'm laughing

The gas I be gassin' be having you laughing and crying

And asking me why

Strictly in the spiritual metaphorical trivial sense

Singing with interior lenses

Uhh Gerry Garcia with the magic tricks

Ask this kid, no

Quid pro quo

With the skid row

Hit em with a crossbow probably

Zooted off a oofie cop a avocado wallaby ah for the line of the dude round the corner from where your momma stay

Rock them shits all day

Throw they ass away

Give it to charity

Alcoholics like to call it a moment of clarity

Look how I be referencing effortlessly

Feeling like I'm fencing

I'm a fence or I'm in Hidden Fences

My style so librarianical

Shout out to the Libras

See me in the jungle

With the zebras

See me with a bundle I'm humming on the reefer

Coming on her t-shirt

Drumming on a Tom Tom Club type beat

But the 808s slap a little harder than the first time

Stripes I earn mine

Any last nigga want to battle?

Sure, fine

I ain't got nothing on my mind or your mind

So what's on your mind?

I'ma unwind

Nah man I'm just playing I'm dumb high

Uh peace to Soulja Boy, he's a young guy

Chris Brown you a fool and you doing too much

But I won't fight you, I seen you do karate flips

Shout out to B-Real let me on your tv show damn what the fuck ha

Shout out to Sway hahaha!

Shout out to Heiro whattup

Shout out to Del and Ice Cube

Boots, Encinal High crew

Uhh yo yes please yes I write haikus

See how it's umm all about survival

Shout out to the based god

Shout out to Albany high school

Uh, shout out to Kanye

Fuck Trump

He's an idiot

Over here we rolling up some tree that you need to hit

Just to see the kid

Y'all ain't even believe the kid now

Look how you see the kid now?

Yeah yeah, he the kid

Me the kid

What's my name Kool A.D., Kool A.D. the kid

Shout out Ali the kid

Yo who the kid you the kid we the kid

Everybody everything

Anything damn man Jesus Christ

Everybody see your boy rolling the dice

But I be rolling it nice

Showing you right

If you see me in the streets

It should be known I'm aight

Yeah I'm off of dro and I'm hype

I go on a mic and blow off a little steam

Go on a hype and get a little cream know what I mean?

Kool A.D. best rapper in the motherfucking world

Uh

$100 freestyle for you and your girl

Yes yes y'all and you don't stop

Freak freak y'all

Chiba Chiba y'all