[Intro]

I'm like calculus, calculus, calculus-lus-lus

Calculus, calculus, calculus-lus-lus

Calculus, calculus, calculus-lus-lus

Calculus, calculus, calculus-lus-lus

Calculus, calculus, calculus-lus-lus

Calculus, calculus, calculus-lus-lus

[Verse 1]

I'm a textbook with words you'll never understand

I'm a homework assignment that you can't hand in

'Cause you're embarrassed of the spots where your tears landed

You stayed up all night but still couldn't complete it

I'm a problem so tricky that you slit your wrists

Everybody looks icky standing next to this

Hopefully you're not picky 'cause you'll never hit

You better hit Wikipedia and study quick

[Pre-Chorus]

Calculus, calculus, calculus-lus-lus

[Chorus]

I'm like calculus, you need a lot of class for this

I'm like calculus, but I don't have a limit, bitch

I'm like calculus, these sluts are my derivatives

There's no solving this, I'm like calculus

I'm like calculus, you need a lot of class for this

I'm like calculus, but I don't have a limit, bitch

I'm like calculus, these sluts are my derivatives

There's no solving this, I'm like calculus

[Post-Chorus]

I'm like calculus

I'm like calculus

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm

[Verse 2]

It takes a little more than a rocket scientist

Or a state-certified psychiatrist

To even start to get close to the bottom of this

It takes a very special certain type of specialist

I'm a textbook with words you'll never understand

I'm a homework assignment that you can't hand in

'Cause you're embarrassed of the spots where your tears landed

You stayed up all night but still couldn't complete it

[Chorus]

I'm like calculus, you need a lot of class for this

I'm like calculus, but I don't have a limit, bitch

I'm like calculus, these sluts are my derivatives

There's no solving this, I'm like calculus

I'm like calculus, you need a lot of class for this

I'm like calculus, but I don't have a limit, bitch

I'm like calculus, these sluts are my derivatives

There's no solving this, I'm, I'm, I'm

[Bridge]

I'm like calculus, calculus, calculus-lus-lus

Calculus, calculus, calculus-lus-lus

Calculus, calculus, calculus-lus-lus

Calculus-lus-lus-lus-lus-lus-lus-lus-lus (Kill yourself)

[Chorus]

I'm like calculus, you need a lot of class for this

I'm like calculus, but I don't have a limit, bitch

I'm like calculus, these sluts are my derivatives

There's no solving this, I'm like calculus

I'm like calculus, you need a lot of class for this

I'm like calculus, but I don't have a limit, bitch

I'm like calculus, these sluts are my derivatives

There's no solving this, I'm like calculus

I'm like calculus, you need a lot of class for this

I'm like calculus, but I don't have a limit, bitch

I'm like calculus, these sluts are my derivatives

There's no solving this, I'm like calculus

I'm like calculus, you need a lot of class for this

I'm like calculus, but I don't have a limit, bitch

I'm like calculus, these sluts are my derivatives

There's no solving this, I'm like calculus

[Outro]

Calculus-lus-lus-lus-lus-lus-lus-lus-lus