Been kicked out by my daddy

He threw a wicked paddy, paddy

I'm no longer his daughter

Not since I gave him poo water, water

But now

Living with my aunt

I pooed her plants

Left some on her rug

I filled her jugs

And I filled my pants

Put some in her squash

And because she's posh

Cleaned her tablewear

And her placemats there

And I did the wash

Been kicked out by Aunt Mabel

Didn't like what I left on the table, table

I'm no longer her niеce

She saw what I wiped on hеr fleece, fleece

But now

Living with my nan

And her fancy man

I just never stop

I pooed to the top

Of her watering can

Put some in her hat

And on her bathmat

There it is, look down

In her dressing gown

And it's on her cat

Been kicked out by her nanny

She's no longer my granny, granny

But now

Living on the street

Always on my feet

No place to go

But at least I know

I've got food to eat