I built a poo time machine

It's brown and it's green

Wanna know what I've seen?

I've seen dinosaur poo

Been to Lincoln's loo

I've seen all the Romans and their sponges too

I've dumped from massive bikes

And everybody likes me to

Find poo

You should see what I've done

Did a poo, just the one

Now I can relive the fun

I helped the wise men bring

Created Saturn's rings

I took a crap in Egypt and inspired kings

I saw my Mum again

Was there when Elvis strained, dumping

I hoaxed the Nessie case

I pooed on Hitler's facе

Became an astronaut and curled onе out in space

I crapped well in the past

And now it's behind glass, in place

Poo's ace