[Verse 1]

I pissed on your dog, and it won crufts

I pissed on a bald man, he grew tufts

I pissed on some lead, it turned to gold

I pissed on my granny, she's no longer old

[Chorus]

I've got magical piss

I've got magical piss

It comes out of this

It's the cause of bliss

I've got magical piss

[Verse 2]

I pissed in the winter and it stopped the freeze

I pissed in your garden, now there's money trees

I pissed on your scrap, now you've got a car

I pissed on your telly, now you're the star

[Chorus]

I've got magical piss

I've got magical piss

It comes out of this

It's the cause of bliss

I've got magical piss

I've got magical piss

I've got magical piss

It comes out of this

It's the cause of bliss

I've got magical piss