[Verse 1]

I wanna get hit by a train

And feel lots of pain

Feel red hot pokers forced into my brain

Wanna dive on down

In the lake by town

Take off my mask and eventually drown

[Chorus]

I'm mad and I am Jim

Come one and all, let’s crucify him

I'm mad and I am Jim

Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim

[Verse 2]

I wanna eat with a bear

Shave off my hair

Remove all my skin and upholster a chair

[Chorus]

I'm mad and I am Jim

Come one and all, let’s crucify him

I'm mad and I am Jim

Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim

Woohoo!

Woohoo!

Woohoo! Woohoo! Woo! Woo!

That was a song I used to sing when I was a lamppost

Back in the '60s, I think

[Chorus]

I'm mad and I am Jim

Come one and all, let's crucify him

I'm mad and I am Jim

Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim

I'm mad and I am Jim

Come one and all, let's crucify him

I’m mad and I am Jim

Mad Jim, they call me Mad Jim