I'm the Klinkerman and I love klinkers

They are all hairy and they're real stinkers

Would you like a klinker from me?

It's been there since January

It's brown gold with lovely dark hair

I love saving nuggets down there

I'm Klinkerman

I'm the Klinkerman and I've a lazy eye

Hat's in half and it's nailed on, lovely tie

Would you like a klinker from me?

It's been there since March '93

Let me pick them with my clawed hand

I've got this one, oh it's so grand

I'm Klinkеrman

Would you like a klinker from me?

Should bе national currency

You've a choice of short or long hair

It's my way of showing I care

I'm Klinkerman

Would you like a klinker from me?

Butt cheeks hold them there securely

I can pre-chew them if you need

I've got plain ones or those with seeds

I'm Klinkerman