The brown monster's in my pants

Put me down, watch me dance

Open it, you'll take a chance

With your life

Why ?

Cos I've shit myself

There's a nugget in my nappy

I am happy but it's crappy

And you'll hate the smell

I've shit myself

And it's all the way up my back

From my neck right down to my sack

You'll gag on the stench

Yeah

The brown fishy swims again

Here it comes, yellow rain

Open it, you'll see the stain

Through squinty eyes

Why ?

Cos I've shit myself

There's a river in my nappy

I am happy but it's crappy

You'll wretch on the smell

I've shit mysеlf

And it's all the way up my back

From my neck right down to my sack

And your eyеs will sting

Yeah

I've shit myself

There's a torrent in my nappy

I am happy but it's crappy

And you may be sick

I've shit myself

And it's all the way up my back

From my neck right down to my sack

You may not survive

Yeah