(intro)

Daddy?

[Verse 1]

There's something I need to tell you

There’s something I need to say

I've been very creative

I think It'll make your day

[Bridge: Daddy]

Yeah?

[Chorus]

I’ve done a poo for you

It's a brown number two

It's what I love the most

I smeared it on your post

I done a poo daddy

It's on your golf caddy

Hey look I've got poo boobs

And there's some in that tube

(instrumental break)

Daddy?

[Verse 2]

I've got something to show you

You'll tell me I’m the best

I made something exiting

I think you will be impressed

[Bridge: Daddy]

Yeah?

[Chorus]

I’ve done a poo you see

It's on your bonsai tree

Come play a game with me

There’s just crap on TV

I done a poo out there

I covered it with hair

I did one in the sink

Then stirred some in your drink

(instrumental break)

I've done a poo for sure

Here comes a little more

It's in my piggy bank

Floating in the fish tank

I've done a poo, quick look

I squashed some in your book

I’m a (citation needed)

Here have you met my friend

(outro)