Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing 'em to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing 'em to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you swing 'em over your shoulder

Like a regimental soldier?

Do your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing 'em to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do they make a lusty clamour

When you hit them with a hammer?

Do your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low?

Can you swing 'em to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do they make a hollow sound

When you drag 'em on the ground?

Do your balls hang low?