[Verse 1]
I had the biggest crush on Deepika when I was only six
Drinkin' out my fuckin' sippy cup
"Mama, can you please take my brown ass to India?"
Mama looked back at me like, "Son, what has gotten into ya'?"
This girl was at the front of my mind, just like a bindi, huh
She said, "Okay, what would you even say to her?"
Then I realized I don't even speak fuckin' Hindi, bruh
Probably would just smile with my dimples and just play the verse
In search for what I love, I have loved that the patience first
Bollywood, Bollywood, Bollywood movies
Grew up on that shit so probably could be
A hopeless romantic, at the very least
I'm hungry, mo'fucka, I'm ready to feast, okay
Bollywood, Bollywood, Bollywood Grill
Brain that'll blow you and looks that could kill
My momma cooked me a whole lotta meals
So I gotta come back with whole lotta mills
[Bridge]
I got on a jacket 'cause I feel like I'm the coldest in the room
A lotus when I bloom, I wrote this in the afternoon
In the KOGO home, lookin' at the logo stoned
Fantasizin', daydreamin', 'bout motherfuckin' Coco Jones, yeah
I got on a jacket 'cause I feel like I'm the coldest in the room
Deliver packages like UPS drivers, real hot in the noon
And I got boxes to think out of 'cause my thoughts on the moon (Yeah, yeah)
[Verse 2]
I had the biggest crush on Method Man, I never even met the man
Back in Northridge, I was far from Bethlehem
Bars as stepping stones, guitars as peppers, man
I use these 16s as my motherfuckin' weapons, man
Okay, Anne Hathaway, Zoe Kravitz
Lemme take you out to dinner, I got Apple Pay and you can fuckin' have it
Morris Chestnut, I could be your whore, I got the best butt
I got all these folks sleepin' on me, man, I'm hopin' that y'all rest up
I stood up next to the TV
Face next to Kajol, like, "Who's cuter?"
Katrina Karif on screen, every time I saw her, I'd just kiss the computer
[Outro]
I really love my actresses (Keke Palmer!)
I really love my actresses (Drew Barrymore!)
I'm kinda super passionate about (Fuck yeah!) Bollywood and Hollywood films (Uh)
And imaginin' (Jenna Ortega!)
Me with all the actresses (Zoe Saldana!)
Zendaya!
Gabrielle Union, Salma Hayek
Goddamn Emma Watson!
Margot Robbie
Angela Bassett!
Jessica Alba!
Alexa Demie!