[Verse 1: Koa, PegasYs, Both]

They really think they know what's best for us?

Well, if that's what they think, they don't know much

We can be just friends, just friends, just friends if we wanna be

So are you dumb or just colorblind?

Have you even seen his palette next to mine?

Some things are just not, just not, just not, just not meant to be

And one of them is him and me

[Chorus, Koa, PegasYs, Both]

Why can't you let a good thing lie?

Quit getting wet, we're keeping dry

Don't get ahead of yourself, we're doing just fine

Just friends, just fine, just friends, just fine

[Verse 2: Koa, PegasYs, Both]

If I so much as stand next to you

They say it's just so long before "I do"s

Yeah, it's all too much, too much, too much, too much for us

Sure, I can count on you in a pinch

But isn't that just what friendship is?

Yeah, it's all too much, too much, too much, think we've had enough

Seriously, what the ****?!

[Chorus: Koa, PegasYs, Both]

Why can't you let a good thing lie?

Quit getting wet, we're keeping dry

Don't get ahead of yourself, we're doing just fine

Just friends, just fine, just friends, just fine

Why can't you leave a good thing be?

It's so damn clear to see

That we don't need any help, we're doing just fine

Just friends, just fine, just friends, just fine

[Bridge: Koa, PegasYs, Both]

I can say, "I love you"

And I can say, "I love you too"

Without the lewd, lewd, lewd, lewd things that they want us to do

What's wrong with you?

I can be your shoulder

And I can be your confidant

Without the kiss-and-tell, one bed at the hotel

Sail your ship right into hell

Oof, that's kinda harsh

Sorry?

Don't be

[Chorus: Koa, PegasYs, Both]

Why can't you let a good thing lie?

Quit getting wet, we're keeping dry

Don't get ahead of yourself, we're doing just fine

Just friends, just fine, just friends, just fine

Why can't you leave a good thing be?

It's so damn clear to see

That we don't need any help, we're doing just fine

Just friends, just fine, just friends, just fine

[Outro: Koa & PegasYs]

Have you not seen Trixie Lulamoon?

Can't you two get a **** room?