"What can KMFDM do for you? Now, for one low price, KMFDM can blow your mind, rock your face off, and jumpstart your heart."

"Come see and feel what KMFDM can do for you."

Another millennium, and none the wiser

I'm the one unparalleled Germanizer

Hunted, shunted, never ever to stray

I'm the man who goes by the name of Käpt'n K

"KMFDM takes everything I love about music, combines it, and turns it into a supersonic kick in the ass."

Superpower

A force in its own

Superpower

We're going it alone

Superpower

Ascendancy from dust

Superpower

The power you can trust

"I have no pity for the majority."

Eyes on the road, one fist on the wheel

All maximum throttle, full pedal to the steel

Pearl for swine, the rock, the gem

Unadulterated, understated, love or hate it - KMFDM

"KMFDM has given me relief from commercial crap."

"KMFDM is a new way of life. [?] my last breath."

Superpower

With power to spare

Superpower

Extra-extraordinaire

Superpower

Relax! Enjoy!

Superpower

KMFDM ahoy!

Anchor for the rancor of the secret elite

Chaos, mayhem, ultra-heavy beat

"The ultra-heavy beat is a drug, a celebration of life, in the purest, purest and coolest form."

[Guitar solo]

Superpower

A force in its own

Superpower

We're going it alone

Superpower

Ascendancy from dust

Superpower

The power you can trust

"KMFDM"

Superpower

With power to spare

Superpower

Extra-extraordinaire

Superpower

Relax! Enjoy!

"KMFDM"

Superpower

KMFDM ahoy!

"KMFDM is quality."

Superpower

"They blow everybody out of the water."

"The industrial strength culture revolution."

Superpower

"The voice of a generation otherwise [?]"

"KMFDM"

[Saxophone solo]

"KMFDM"

Superpower

"KMFDM is never going to die."

Superpower

"My drug against war."

Superpower

"KMFDM makes me feel like a real woman."

Superpower

"It does absolutely everything."

"Just say no to mediocre entertainment."