Sucks - Intellectual

[Intro]

KMFDM sucks!

[Verse 1]

We like talkin' dirty

We smoke and we drink

We're KMFDM

And all other bands stink

[Verse 2]

Our music is sampled

Totally fake

It's done by machines

Cause they don't make mistakes

[Verse 3]

We don't have no lyrics

Our message is nil

We hate all DJs

They're makin' us ill

[Verse 4]

Whatever we tell ya

Is meant to be crap

We hate all music

And especially rap

[Verse 5]

We don't like Michael Jackson

We hate Depeche Mode

We don't care for Madonna

Or Kylie Minogue

[Bridge]

KMFDM sucks!

[Verse 6]

Our records have stickers

With a warning from Tipper

Cause they're no good for kids

If we'd get her, we'd strip her

[Verse 7]

KMFDM forward

The ultimate sound

And a message from Satan

If you turn it around

[Verse 8]

You might think we're stupid

But we're way above it

We don't give a shit

And the kids just love it

[Verse 9]

We wouldn't sell to a major

For a couple of bucks

No doubt about it

KMFDM sucks!

[Outro]

KMFDM sucks!