[Intro]

Welcome back, here we go again

A beautiful girl and some dirty old men

Before we continue the task at hand

Let's go ahead and introduce the band

[Verse 1]

From the land of volcanoes, the lovely Lucia

Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear

She screams like a banshee, and she moves like a cat

I could tell you much more, but let's leave it at that

The lord of lard, the mighty swine

He loves Manchego and a bottle of wine

Also known as Raymond Watts

He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots

[Verse 2]

The one and only, the great Steve White

His morals are loose, but his shirts are tight

Challenged by few, rivaled by none

He's a low-down, dirty son of a gun

[Pre-Chorus]

This is the biscuit's crux

Solid rock against the flux

Ultra-heavy beat deluxe

KMFDM forever sucks

[Chorus]

Here's your voice from the underground

KMFDM!

Get ready for another round

KMFDM!

Nothing new, it's the same old shit

KMFDM!

If it works this good, why fuck with it?

KMFDM!

[Verse 3]

Andy Selway, the master of skins

Frequently found screwing chicks behind bins

His hobbies include but aren't limited to

Things you and I would rather not do

And here we have Jules, the king of guitar

He's only at home when he's inside a bar

Rings and spikes and chains and tattoos

He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes

[Pre-Chorus]

This is the biscuit's crux

Solid rock against the flux

Ultra-heavy beat deluxe

KMFDM forever sucks

[Chorus]

Here's your voice from the underground

KMFDM!

Get ready for another round

KMFDM!

Nothing new, it's the same old shit

KMFDM!

If it works this good, why fuck with it?

KMFDM!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]

I am Kapt'n K, the corruptor of youth

My word is gospel of the honest truth

I am the father of industrial rock

And if you don't believe me, you can suck my Glock, ja

[Outro]

Jawohl

KMFDM!